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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Mr. Hall's Holiday Blues

The holiday tingle has the people wanting to mingle
I cant say that I am in to that sort of fun
Id rather go out and shoot off my big gun
Wrapped presents and eyes full of glee
Damn this holiday season, I really have to pee
So here's to you old saint nick, delivering gifts ever so quick
Jingle bells and Batman smells, I damn near laid an egg
When I found out how much my wife spent at the shopping mall today
Gingerbread houses and gingerbread men couldn't put my lights up in this blistering wind, 

so many lights, and yard ornaments.
Can someone please tell me where the feeling in my toes went
Bah hum bug, I'm down with the Scrooge
I know Christmas morning the kids won't let me snooze
Oh well what am I to do, I'm but a lone man having to cut the holiday ham
Donations here, donations there, I have just noticed three more gray hairs
I am grateful for my family I am grateful for my friends
Please oh please can someone wake me when this holiday hallabaloo ends

Just having some fun!!!


HaPpY HoLiDaY EvErYoNe!!


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